#G0622* – A Move Towards Understanding Banking

A Move Towards Understanding Banking

Once you have got your head around the economic illiteracy of Gordon Brown and his catastrophic and ignorant meddling and the corruption of those like Fred Goodwin (Fred the Shred Goodwin), the antics of members of The Speculative Society of Edinburgh CLICK HERE, the involvement of Angus Grossart in The Royal Bank of Scotland and The Skye Bridge with the vested interests of owning his own bank ‘Noble Grossart’ & the bizarre balance sheet of Murray International which seems to have absolutely no assets or prospects to cover the preferential interest rates nor the capital sum of the 1 BILLION Pound loan!

But it seems this is how it works:

The current banking crisis explained

Young Paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for €100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day, when he had finished filling in his forms for subsidies from The EU for not farming!

The next day he drove up and said, ‘Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkey’s died.’

Paddy replied, ‘Well then just give me my money back.’

The farmer said, ‘Can’t do that. I’ve already done the transfer papers and received €500 subsidy from The EU.’

Paddy said, ‘OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey ‘cos the subsidy money from The EU was stolen from the British tax payers I’m happy for you to keep it.’

The farmer asked, ‘What are you going to do with him?’

Paddy said, ‘I’m going to get an EU grant as a failed layabout to advertise and raffle him off.’

The farmer said, ‘You can’t raffle a dead donkey!’

Paddy said, ‘Sure I can, the EU is always launching dead loss ideas. Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead, just like The EU who never admit their scams all cost the tax payers a fortune – Britain pays £50 Million a day ‘cos they are suckers and their politicians and civil servants are just as useless and corrupt as ours.’

A month later, the farmer met up with Paddy and asked, ‘What happened with that dead donkey?’

Paddy said, ‘I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at €5 each and made a profit of E2,495’

The farmer said, ‘Didn’t anyone complain?’

Paddy said, ‘Just the guy who won. So I gave him his €5 back.’

Paddy now works for the Royal Bank of Scotland.

“In politics, stupidity is not a handicap.” 
Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)

Greg L-W.

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British Politicians with pens and treachery, in pursuit of their own agenda and greed, have done more damage to the liberty, freedoms, rights and democracy of the British peoples than any army in over 1,000 years.

The disastrous effects of British politicians selling Britain into the thrall of foreign rule by the EU for their own personal rewards has damaged the well-being of Britain more than the armies of Hitler and the Franco – German – Italian axis of 1939 – 1945.

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